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ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got out of his helicopter, Marine One, on the back White House lawn, he was carrying a tiny piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard at the foot of the gangway snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies, "Marine, these aren't pigs! These are genuine Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton, and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine clicks his heels, salutes again, and says, "Excellent trade, sir." 
Posted by yaahoo_
at 2:17 AM EST
